ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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