Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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