About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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