my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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