so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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