omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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