This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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