he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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