If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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