all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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