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So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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