It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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