A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
its liver damage thursday
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