This girl is more easily done than said...
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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