Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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