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I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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