Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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