First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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