what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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