Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
A bitchslap is in order.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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