i just had sex bonerless
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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