friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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