based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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