This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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