you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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