Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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