i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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