her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
false alarm, still single
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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