Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
im holly from the hills drunk
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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