and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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