I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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