How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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