i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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