how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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