doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Randomize
