at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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