This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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