it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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