can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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