Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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