my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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