Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pappa wants mamma naked
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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