What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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