So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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