Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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