i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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