You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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