butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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