Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
my sisters under your porch take her home
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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