I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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