if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
So squirting runs in the family.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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