Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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