hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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