if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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