I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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