Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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